20 ounce mug. Lead Free. Microwave and Dishwasher Safe. Gift Box Included. Measures 4 inches diameter x 5 inches. Shipped in Assorted Glazes. Don't forget the rest of your family and friends! Birthdays are always coming up! Read more
The only 2013 Mayan Calendar in existence, complete with 12 blank pages to commemorate the destruction of Earth and remind you that you don't need a calendar for 2013 because we will all be dead......probably........maybe Read more
This hilarious slingshot screaming monkey flies through the air with a screech that will have your friends roaring with laughter! It's a Bird, it's a Plane, no it's the Super Stretch Screaming Flying Monkey! Read more
This is the ORIGINAL ?! version... accept no immitations! When you say WTF, say it with meaning! Features the high quality Trodat 4911 Self-Inking stamper. The stamp comes preloaded with a brand new RED ink cartridge for maximum effect. Stamp pads are easily replaced from the side of the stamper. Read more
Fill up the base with water or Lemonade. Then pull down the shorts and witness a steady stream of liquid resembling wee-wee. Each piece in printed box. Read more
These adorable Toothpaste Heads replace your boring old toothpaste cap with cute little animals. Brushing your teeth will become fun with Toothpaste Pete, Toothpaste Oscar, Toothpaste Bubbles and Toothpaste Rex. Watch how motivated your children become to brush their teeth. They will be excited to brush with help from their new pal! Toothpaste squeezes out of their mouths and onto your brush. Cover the opening with their hands when finished. brbr Available in "Toothbrush Pete" the dog, "Toothbrush Oscar" the cat, "Toothpaste Bubbles" the fish, or "Toothpaste Rex" the dinosaur. Read more
Disney Toy Story 3 Action Figure - Poppin' Alien Read more
Whatever the affront, there are fewer comebacks better than verbally sending someone to a fiery inferno. Now you can ensure it's a direct route by providing detailed instructions. Cursing made convenient. Modern-day etiquette for the masses. 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets. Read more
The self-inking DEAL WITH THIS stamp allows you to leave your mark over and over. Plus it's easy to use, even for middle management! It stamps out the words "DEAL WITH THIS" and has 7 boxes for you to check depending on the situation: "PRETTY PLEASE", "YOU BETTER", "FOR PETE'S SAKE", "FOR ME", "NOW", "QUIETLY", "CORRECTLY", and "OR ELSE". Read more
Why does anyone write in a journal? Because we all have dysfunctions to explore, at least those of us who own up to them. Journals provide us with a trusted place to be entirely honest, but Inner-Truth Journals are themselves honest. With self-aware (but not self-indulgent) prompts and thought-provoking quotes of staggering psychological realism, you will be sure to journal to your screwed-up content. Read more
Seattle Sundries makes distinctive artisan soaps from premium, natural ingredients. Our round bar soaps are made from scratch using only natural scents and colors, and come packaged in handy reusable and recyclable travel tins. They are an affordable luxury for yourself, or great gifts for the witty and discerning soap users in your life. Sasquatch Soap Insert Card Reads:"What would the elusive Bigfoot choose for his bath? This fresh, woodsy soap combines tea tree, cedarwood and lemon essential oils with black walnut hull powder and the subtle brown of cocoa powder to make an aromatic soap with outstanding lather and cleaning ability...not to mention that it goes a long way toward taming the smelly beast in all of us." Read more
WTF? Red Office Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp Read more
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